do what BIG PAPA tells you
What is in a nick name…is there any truth to it…as a new team member the team is, inevitably, looking to “label†the new guy. I have cycled through a few, and as with every men’s team I have been on, the names have gone progressively south. First I was the Canadian Cannon…one that I was hoping might stick…and it might have if it wasn’t for some meddling cycling news report that referenced certain softwood lumber like features of my anatomy, giving me the name TRUNK (get your mind out of gutter, its trunk as in tree trunk legs…not tripod) but now I have been deemed “Big Papa†which according to goggle puts me in the same category as this guy.
As a cyclist, this is not comfortable company…unless he could pull of a 13th on GC at Joe Martin, with teammate help. (there, there is your race update) which I doubt. This has led me to believe that big papa has very a very limited coolness factor for a white boy cyclist from northern canuckistan. Therefore I must shake the scourge upon my character lest I be forever deemed the “big papaâ€. A name suitable only for the questionable movie industry, and over sized novelty pickles (see Photo).
Huh…well I guess that is something I am already involved in (see videos above). I mean those are defiantly movies, and are certainly questionable at best. Maybe all they lack is proper promo. Well maybe this next film will do better, check out the two pieces of promotional material for my next ridiculous submission to the world of weblopidia. Click the poster to see the exclusive preview.
3 Comments
H-Bomb on May 16th, 2006
i’m going to have nightmares about that guy!
Mike on June 5th, 2006
How’d you get my picture?
Jon on May 15th, 2006
I was guessing that the Notorious B.I.G. would have come up but that dude’s even better. You and he must be related.
Good job on the races Zach!